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Velma Kelly, Chicago (2002)
Performed by Catherine Zeta-Jones
Velma is just the greatest character ever created. Not only is this musical set in one of my favorite time periods, it deals with women who just didn’t want to put up with shit anymore and decided to kill the men in their lives. You could easily hate them all and you don’t! Velma’s kinda the bad guy and it doesn’t matter. She killed her husband and her own sister but when it’s done to lively jazz, period costumes, and bouncy choreography, I don’t care, they had it comin’! She’s the best character in the film and that says A LOT.
